Fall, and why it (mostly) sucks

Fall is one of those things that I feel is seriously overrated and overexposed. Even if you think you like it, you actually DON'T. There's no denying it, fall is basically the pre-season to the season of ultimate suck, winter. Here's why:

1. Almost winter-Is there really anything else that needs to be said? 

2. Everything is dying-Pastures are dead, trees are dying, there would be leaves everywhere at the farm but John cut all the trees down (winning) 

3. Rain rot/scratches/other skin crud-My horses seem to only have these problems during the cold rain in October/November 

4. The sunlight gets that weird orange-y tint in morning/evening-Which is bullshit...also the angle of the sun in the morning changes so it sears out my retinas on the drive to work 

5. Sweaters-I don't understand people who look forward to "sweater weather." Sweaters are dumb and itchy and attract ALL the hay and horse hair. 

...pumpkin spice lattes are good though